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I'm ephemeralblossom, both here and on AO3
Beware, thou who enters here, because I have fully entered into the spirit of this exchange and have requested LOTS OF THINGS.
Therefore I am not even going to try
to give you tons of lovingly crafted individual prompts for each and every relationship, because we'd be here until July
, forget Valentine’s Day. First I'll say - write or draw something that you enjoy! I only have a few DNWs, so have at me. :) And also I of course will give you some
prompts so you don't get stuck with a paralyzing "anything!" signup. (But if none of my ideas work for you, feel free to jettison them and go for whatever you like!)Handy-dandy reference list of fandoms & charactersChronicles of Narnia - C.S. Lewis
(Susan & Lucy, Aravis/Lucy, Aravis/Susan)Emperor's New Groove (2000)
(Kronk & Kronk’s Shoulder Angel & Kronk’s Shoulder Devil, Kronk’s Shoulder Angel & Kronk’s Shoulder Devil, Kronk’s Shoulder Angel/Kronk’s Shoulder Devil, Kronk/Kuzco, Kronk/Yzma)Princess Bride (1987)
(Miracle Max/Valerie, Fezzik/Inigo, Buttercup/Inigo/Westley, Buttercup/Fezzik/Inigo/Westley, Inigo/Westley, Dread Pirate Roberts | Ryan/Westley)Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)
(Adam & Jay, Adam/Jay, Adam/Hannah, Adam/Ken, Hannah & Zeke, Zeke & David, Ken/Hannah, Michaela/Hannah, Taylor/The Entire Millennials Tribe)Top Chef RPF
(Amar & Isaac, Amar/Isaac, Carla/Antonia, Gregory & Mei, Kristin/Mei, Marjorie & Amar, OFC/OFC, OMC/OMC, Richard & Antonia, Richard & Fabio, Richard & Tom Colicchio)
I’ve requested fic & art for all the fandoms except for Top Chef RPF (just fic there).
Likes: celebratory sex, fluff, porn, joyful crying, sports, adventures, plots, shy kisses, secret relationships that get taken public, muscles, women being – not cocky/arrogant but totally secure in their awesomeness, banter, team dynamics, friends-to-lovers, height differences, cultural differences, female strength, mysteries, politics, accidental marriages, diplomacy, sweet romance, sassy romance, deadpan humor, worldbuilding.
DNWs: Cheating, noncon, unhappy endings.Chronicles of Narnia - C.S. Lewis
Susan & Lucy, Aravis/Lucy, Aravis/Susan
How does Lucy & Susan’s relationship change over the years, either in Narnia or in England? (Or both?) How might Aravis & Lucy or Aravis & Susan fallen in love? What is Aravis’s reaction when Lucy & Susan disappear and never return? Do they meet in Aslan’s country? Tell me an adventure that your pairing of choice had, in Narnia or in England! Sketch of Aravis & Lucy or Susan kissing! An AU in which Lucy and/or Susan do get to return to Narnia during Aravis’s lifetime, or one in which Aravis found the lamppost and went through to England to look for the woman she loved, or one in which she was on that ride with them.Emperor's New Groove (2000)
Kronk & Kronk’s Shoulder Angel & Kronk’s Shoulder Devil, Kronk’s Shoulder Angel & Kronk’s Shoulder Devil, Kronk’s Shoulder Angel/Kronk’s Shoulder Devil, Kronk/Kuzco, Kronk/Yzma
Kronk’s shoulder angel & shoulder devil are hilarious. I’d love a story or drawing that had them in all the above iterations of pairings. Fights they have! Commentary between themselves while Kronk goes about his everyday life. Banter and flirtation and consummation. Do they ever leave Kronk, and how bereft is he? (How does he get them back?) Where do they go when they’re not on his shoulders? Do they ever end up getting twisted and advising Kronk backwards? Or maybe Kronk finds out that they’re most dangerous when they start agreeing. And how might they become lovers? (And how would Kronk react to that, haha?)
For Kronk/Kuzco and Kronk/Yzma I’m thinking deliciously kinky! :D I’d also be up for hilarious romance fic between Kronk & Kuzco in which Kuzco gradually realizes that while Kronk isn’t the sharpest tool in the box, he’s sweet and has some great talents. Princess Bride (1987)
Miracle Max/Valerie, Fezzik/Inigo, Buttercup/Inigo/Westley, Buttercup/Fezzik/Inigo/Westley, Inigo/Westley, Dread Pirate Roberts | Ryan/Westley
Miracle Max/Valerie over the years! Or their POV on the movie! Love their banter and would love to see more of them. Fezzik/Inigo are my OTP in this movie. I love their banter and their rhyming and how delighted they are with each other, how they work together and their palpable affection. Maybe they hang out and have sex in the Thieves’ Forest. Maybe they flirt so much on the escape that Westley finally tells them to kiss already. Pretty much anything romantic and/or sexy and/or porny is epically up my street here. Same thing goes if you integrate them into the Buttercup/Westley relationship, except that there are more pretty people there to have fun porning. :D
For Inigo/Westley, I’m specifically interested in a porny missing scene from the clifftop battle, or in using it as a flirtation leadup to later. Getting turned on by sword skills! Demonstrating that it’s not only that sword that you’re skilled in! Maybe Inigo and Westley have all sorts of advanced Sword Skills that they learned during their travels.
And as for Ryan/Westley, that bit about saving Westley and grooming him and “I’ll most likely kill you in the morning”? Deliciously kinky!! For this particular pairing dubcon is totally okay, whether that be 100% dubcon or dubcon that gradually turns into real consent. I’d also be up for things like Ryan turning Westley over to his crew for enjoyment, putting Westley through a sex curriculum to demonstrate his worthiness to be Dread Pirate Roberts, etc. And if Westley in the end decides to forget Buttercup and stay with Ryan forever, that’s fine.Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)
These two are definitely my OTP from Fantastic Beasts. I like Tina and Newt, but they pale in relation to my adoration for Queenie & Jacob. Tell me any story about them! The continuation of their love after the movie. A torrid secret love affair that Queenie has to hide from everyone (does she successfully pull the wool over Tina’s eyes, though?) Queenie learning everything she can about the No-Maj so she can fit in and not raise Jacob’s suspicions. Queenie accidentally using magic in bed and trying to play it off. Jacob finding out about magic somehow, and Queenie training him how to keep it a secret so they can stay together. Queenie and Jacob moving to England so they can be together (Jacob being torn about leaving his bakery, but totally willing if it’s the price to pay for Queenie). Jacob & Queenie getting married! Jacob & Queenie’s little magical children who delight their father no end. Basically anything lighthearted/loving/sweet/hilarious/
sexy/etc. Nothing dark, please.Survivor RPF
Adam & Jay, Adam/Jay, Adam/Hannah, Adam/Ken, Hannah & Zeke, Zeke & David, Ken/Hannah, Michaela/Hannah, Taylor/The Entire Millennials Tribe
So this season of Survivor unexpectedly made me want all the romance and porn. I’ve never before shipped anyone on Survivor! But… this season was filled with so many sweet, funny, hot, and just overwhelmingly decent
characters that my mind started going there and just wouldn’t come back. It doesn’t help that they’re all self-aware about it and joke about flirtations and ships, and not even limited to the het ones. (The number of times Adam & Jay keep saying that they love each other!! And romantic dancing in the hotel together! Etc.)
So. For the ships, anything romantic & or porny arising on or after the island. (The Las Vegas post-finale trip sounds like a good setting if that interests you!) As kinky as you like, or totes vanilla if you’d rather. Particular thoughts: * Ken’s shy, and like he says, it takes him more than five minutes to jump in bed with somebody. But once he gets to know somebody and trust them, he’s hella good in bed. * Jay flirts with everybody
, all the time, with no consideration for gender. He’s an enlightened modern-day flirt! He’s never actually done anything with a guy, though. But now Adam comes along, and Jay finds himself with unexpected new feelings. Will things go further this time? * Ken/Hannah actually happens! On the island, or afterwards once Ken sees the clip of her talking about flirting with him. * Michaela/Hannah! I think their relationship would be awesome. Probably after the island, given Michaela’s early exit, although early flirtation and attraction on the island would be great too. * Adam/Hannah have an interesting dynamic – they’re totally friends, but on the island at the end it got a bit testy because of the way Adam had to snipe Hannah’s game to win. How does that play out in a romantic realm? Does Hannah exact some payback in the bedroom? (Only wholehearted consent, please!) * Taylor/The Entire Millennials Tribe is a shameless ask for group use/public use, because Taylor is Annoyingly Dumb Surfer Dude but exceptionally pretty and his eyes are gorgeous. And hey, he already got a head start with Figgy. Please only wholehearted consent, though. (And if you don’t want group use, I’m also great with him just working through most of the tribe on Ponderosa, lmao.)
For the friendships, I love Zeke’s friendships with Hannah and David, and would love a story or drawing about either. Zeke & Hannah in Las Vegas was awesome. And Zeke & David’s square-off strategically – their fight to the death even though they were friends and 100% respected each other – is a dynamic that really works for me. Finally, Adam & Jay is a dynamic I love even if you’re not interested in making it romantic, so any adventures/bromance with the two of them is great!
Please no focus on Adam’s mom dying, although you don’t have to 100% erase it if it comes up.Top Chef RPF
Amar & Isaac, Amar/Isaac, Carla/Antonia, Gregory & Mei, Kristin/Mei, Marjorie & Amar, OFC/OFC, OMC/OMC, Richard & Antonia, Richard & Fabio, Richard & Tom Colicchio
(This is the only fandom in which I only requested fic.)
So, first of all, I liked a lot of people on this last season of Top Chef – they seemed like a lot of fun and really nice. I’d enjoy a friendship story about Amar & Isaac or Marjorie & Amar set during the season (or after). What’s it like to compete on Top Chef? Do they have little conspiracies/inside jokes? Do they talk about the judges? What do they do in their off-time? Do they compete to make good food for each other after competition hours (or are they so burned out that they just scramble a lot of eggs)? For Amar/Isaac, the same sorts of things only with a romantic twist! Does one woo the other with food? Food flirting? Kisses in the pantry? Does anyone else guess?
Other ships: I adore Carla & Antonia and would love to see a flirtation/friendship develop into something more. I think their personalities would really play well together. I love Antonia on Cutthroat Kitchen as a judge, so one specific prompt would be them competing in a Judges Compete episode on CK, or Carla being tapped as a judge and Antonia giving her advice.
Kristin/Mei is mostly a ship coming from a combination of utter badassery and extreme hotness. Romance and porn are both great here. Maybe they compete in some competition against each other? But basically anything you come up with to get them together is great with me.
Richard Blais is someone I just love laughing at. I know he gets on a lot of people’s nerves but I always 100% enjoy seeing stuff with him on it. And I think he’s a pretty good judge and good TV when he judges things. So I’m interested in any fic about his friendships/platonic relationships with Antonia, Fabio, or Tom Colicchio. Either set during his time as a competitor on Top Chef (in which case all the competition prompts above apply), or in his second iteration as a champ & judge.
And finally, for the OFC/OFC and OMC/OMC prompts – I’d love to see a story about what it would be like to fall in love on the show. As much or as little food content, food-related puns, competition content, etc. as you like. Flirting through food! Sabotaging competitors who are threatening the person you like. Restaurant Wars when you’re competing either with or against your person! Flirtation and/or sexytimes after competition hours. Deciding whether or not to make the flirtation/attraction/romance a part of your story on the show, or keep it hidden. Etc.
Thank you, dear author or artist! :)